I <3 The Scorpions

Woohoo! With Dolly officially a Hurricane, I’m ready to kick off cable news’ favorite season with one of my favorite songs.

And apparently Dolly could be a sequel to the one that happened a few years ago. Katarina? Korrine? Damn, I forgot its name.

Coastal officials worried today that Hurricane Dolly may bring so much rain that flooding could break through the levees holding back the Rio Grande.

The Rio Grande? I wonder if that’ll bring in a flood of illegal immigrants too? Let’s enlist this guy to hold ‘em back:

Here’s to levees, makeshift plywood window covers, high winds, flooding, exploding glass, sinking cars and weather reporters making asses of themselves!